So here's the thing. I don't read as much as I should. Certainly not as much as I used to. I can't sit still and read a book anymore. So I listen to audiobooks. I can't remember the last time I actually
I've been furiously drawin me some Muppets lately to get ready for the Calendar this year. I got a bunch of new portraits and drawings, as well as a few classics. I wanted to share! https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/4591591002/the-muppets-2027-12-month-calendar
Robert Pattinson. That's it. Robert Pattinson is working on a level that so many of his peers simply aren't. I watch interviews with him and I don't get it. Most of the time when I see him outside of a movie, he seems like
I'm going to put wrote I wrote in the Author's Note of Charlie: Revised. AUTHOR’S NOTE I think the first real storytelling I ever did was playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends in the sixth grade. I liked playing, and I was happy to
If you ever want to see a entitled man-baby throw pissy pants crybaby tantrum, go on social media right now and see how people are reacting to this excellent movie. Here's the setup. I don't give a shit about Resident Evil. I've played
I watched Buddy last night. Here's my review Here's the thing. I'm old enough that I watched just a whole hell of a lot of Barney because my sister was exactly the right age for Barney to hit hard. She was right into Barney.
I found a folder full of photos Sandra took on our old digital camera at the Pearl Jam show in Vancouver in 2009. We won the Will Call Lottery and got second row Ten-club seats. It was one of the best concert experiences of my life. The photos were
I didn't see We're All Going to the World's Fair and I only saw the first half of I Saw the TV Glow before my projector broke and I basically stopped watching movies at home. I really struggle to enjoy movies on my TV.
I grew up listening to a lot of comedy. Mostly stand-up, but comedy music, and comedy albums. The comedy album was a specific kind of thing. They were usually recorded in a studio rather than live in a performance like a stand-up album. National Lampoon put one or
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Man... ugh. Just like... Why? Why did... ? I can't. I just can't. Dinosaurs but not fun. Anne Hathaway is always good even when she's in something atrociously unwatchably awful. But that wasn't enough. It's like they had an idea for
Charlie was my first novel. It was originally a short story, in a serialized thing I did a long time ago. I wrote a few of those stories, and they have mostly all been expanded and combined and retooled into the three Bloodletting novels that I've published so
Hi! I've decided that since I keep drawing all of these pencil drawings and then putting them in a stack to just sit there, I might as well sell them! If anyone wants one of the original drawings by me, drawn in graphite and charcoal, on drawing paper,
I didn't go to high school. When I was in the sixth grade, my life was unstable and it reflected in my relationship with school. Add that to the fact that I was undiagnosed ADHD/OCD, not to mention dyslexic, and I didn't have a great
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This is a new prologue for my upcoming re-release of my first novel, Charlie, with new and revised text!
Hello, it's me, Joe. We're pretty far along on the audiobook for Gut Feeling, and from what I've heard of it, I couldn't be more thrilled. I'm very excited for the world to hear this book and incredible job Lessa
Okay, round two. Went to a regular theater to see The Odyssey again, and lemme tell you something, it's getting fast tracked up into my top ten of all time. Seriously. It's really, really good. Like, it's a landmark movie. I feel like it&
Hi everyone! I'm putting my commissions on sale for $75 USD! That's for an medium sized print (11x14 or 12x18) and the digital file. My Etsy store is also open for a short time, so if you've been waiting for a particular print, some
Everything I knew about The Odyssey came from people pointing out parts of the movie Oh Brother Where Art Thou? that were taken from Homer's epic poem. Otherwise, all I knew was the very basic premise. Dude is trying to get home to his wife after the Trojan
New ‘Nightmare on Elm Street’ Movie in the Works From Paramount (Exclusive)The studio has inked a deal with the estate of Wes Craven to revive the Freddy Kreuger horror franchise and will release it via its newly launched Paramount Primal label.The Hollywood ReporterBorys Kit Paramount (yuck) apparently got
My history with the Evil Dead movies goes like this: I saw Evil Dead 2 on like, Cinemax, when I was around 12 and it made an incredibly profound impression on my young mind. It was the perfect mixture of Loony Tunes absurdity and downright mean gore and horror. That
